If I Die, Please Delete My Facebook

I'm leaving to begin my campaign to liberate Europe on thursday the 29th of April at 10:55am.

My plan is to arrive in London on the morning of the 30th, fly to Morocco on the morning of the 2nd, then make my way north overland until I reach Ceuta on the 20th, I will then take Spain by surprise, spending 5 days securing the south before I reach Barcelona for Primavera Sound , and then, illogically, to Dublin for five days(to fool fascist spies), then to Budapest, Berlin, then back to London and home.



I am not certain how much actual military service I'll be doing, as most of what I know about Europe comes from watching the history channel, but I am prepared to overthrow tyrant monarchs, crush proud fascists, and push back the evil forces of communism all the way to just east of Budapest, because that is as far as I am budgeted for. I will do whatever is necessary to end the occupation of Europe and bring freedom and democracy to the oppressed peasants of the land.

I'm packing pretty light, I am not really sure what horrors await me, but I'm sure I'll be able to get by safely.

Unless I don't. I could die in so many terrible ways, I could even be dead before I get there if it turns out that they didn't resume flights across the Atlantic because it was safe, but only because the airlines decided they'd rather risk human lives than lose money, I could be killed in London by a pack of hungry chavs or bemistaken for a southern poof by a northern coal miner or cell-phone salesman. It's too awful to think about. But if I do die, please, for the love of god, delete my facebook. I don't want to end up on the news as having my facebook "turned into a shrine" or anything weird like that. Thank you and god bless.

I will do my very best to keep you updated and with pictures from this strange and barbaric land.